Think Toy Story meets Jerry Springer. I actually really like this one... 

( Raggedy WHORE! )

So... We got to write a monologue with complete freedom. And I started thinking about how, whenever there's a death, the only people focused on are the ones that were friends with the deceased or those who hated them. You never see how the outsider feels. So, here's my take on an outsider's approach to death.

            ( No one ever said Sam's name again. )

So... I haven't talked to you all in forever. And that makes me very sad.

Also, Laura said I wasn't worthy of an Lj stalking/analyzing so... Proving her wrong. Yeah.

Anyway, here's my fun update on my life post! Here goes

First, I'm in two shows right now! Grease and Ruth. In Grease I play Miss Lynch's assistant, the crazy one from the movie who has a xylophone? Yeah. Also, I get to play a piano badly. Um, awesome role. Even though I do absolutely nothing right now. But that runs April 2nd, 3rd and 4th.

Ruth is a play based on the Book of Ruth in the Old Testament, apparently one of the few remaining biblical stories blatantly about a gay couple. So that script is slowly being put together. But I play Ruth in it and that premieres in February on Valentine's Day, and we'll apparently be doing loads of performances elsewhere. So... YAY!

Um, other things- I went to New York last weekend and it was AMAZING. Had ridiculously good food, watched SNL from an NYC hotel room and saw Shrek and Speed the Plow. And stagedoored both. We had to wait longer at Speed the Plow than we did for Shrek, though, because it was Norbert Leo Butz's last day and they were having some kind of party. Which apparently heavily involved Rockband. Raul Esparza said he scored a 98% on expert in Roxanne, so he was pretty proud of himself. But according to my best friend, that's easy. Then again, it's Mike and video games are his life and love.

Oh, who wants to hear a funny story! So, my friend gets bored one day, hops in the car and drives over to his girlfriend's house. Problem is, he's 16. And only has a permit. And he's not allowed to drive the truck he was driving. So on his way home, guess who's behind him? His dad. Yep. *shakes head* Stupid boy. So, he's on house arrest, as said by his friend who I have so aptly stolen the term from. But we're breaching it to see Milk tomorrow. So yay again!

Um... Even more other stuff. My life is going crazy busy as of late, what with 2 shows, faking a social life and the fact that finals are next week. Which is not okay. Although I did get 100% on my huge food project. And that really brought up my History grade. So now my lowest grade is in Bio and it's an 85, and I'm fine with that, even if my parents aren't. But that's okay!

And my last bit is about Christmas presents! If you want one, do leave me a comment here! I probably already have your address but I just want to make sure I'm not sending presents out to anyone who doesn't want me sending packages to them. They're all in various states of disarray, but you'll get them in February, I promise! One my life has calmed down a bit more. YAY!

And that's it. So, yeah. Suck it Laura.

Ha.

PS- GO LOOK AT MY FACEBOOK PROFILE PIC. IT IS AWESOME.

This week has been a very good Luke and Noah week for me.

I miss my characters. Cuz I have about... One or two in use now? Not okay.

Um... I'm just gonna write the names of some of my favorite characters who I haven't played with in months. Or years.

And if you miss them too... Play with me? Please? *hopeful smile*

Forgotten Souls:
Autumn
Cathy
Celia
Nicky
Pat
Tanner
Maureen

Also, totally random but I have no idea who actually reads Lj. So... Kiwi? Do you remember those dorky HP characters? I miss them. And want them back...

My baby is being misled right now and I don't like it.

I always felt so bad for the boy... Two horribly failed relationships, the last so bad that he ships himself off to England.

But GOD. You don't convince your boyfriend that everything is okay and spend 6 blissful days of sex and happiness with him before disappearing from his life without a word. It's just not okay.

He is literally driven crazy by this.

I no longer like Taylor.

Hmph.

So... I just got cast in my first play. Ever. And I'm ridiculously excited enough about that.

And!!!!! The playwright/director is a woman from my church who emailed my parents to ask if I'd be available for this. SHE REQUESTED ME!!!

On top of that? You know the GSA dork that I am? It's a GLBT play. Yeah.

And guess what? It's based on a bible story.

And on top of that? I get to play a lesbian.

So excited. So ridiculously excited.

If there are one or more people on your friends list who make your world a better place just because they exist, and who you would not have met (in real life or not) without the Internet, then post this same sentence in your journal.

I have decided to attempt to actually use LJ to update when my life does something cool. Or fun. Which doesn't happen too much, so... FUN BLOG!

So. Today I went to a folk festival and bought a DUCK! I know, it was fun. Kind of stupid and who fucking impulse buys a duck? But I did. And it was $3. Yep.

His name was either gonna be Jasper or Edward. Or Pyg. But instead, I had to return it.

Ya see, when I asked my mom if I could buy said duck, she misunderstood and thought I meant a fake duck. Like a wooden duck or a stuffed animal duck. Although, then, I wouldn't buy it. Or, at least, I wouldn't be asking her if I could buy it. *sigh*

So Jasper/Edward/Pyg is now in his rightful home with my friend's duck. (She bought one too. Its name was gonna be Alice or Bella or Houdini. Cuz he kept escaping).

In short, I love ducks. Way too much. I had a five-year-old inspired day today.

Oh my goodness! Mommy's getting older...

But that means other mommy will be legal, which is good too.

While I can't get you anything spectacular for your birthday (like, you know... Michael Arden. Or Jeffrey Self. Or Cole. Or any other gay boy...) and I still have to give you your Christmas present (you'll get it, I promise!!!) I just had to say I love you. And because I got home late and you haven't been online (completely understandable, party animal person...) I kinda needed to find a good way to say this. So I stole inspiration from others. Who are more creative.

I love you Mommy!

I love you more than...

John loves Michael
Michael loves John (believe it or not, there's actually different amounts...)
play!Hanschen loves Ernst
Eponine loves Marius
Marius loves Cosette
Valjean loves Cosette
Elphaba loves Fiyero
Kate Monster loves Princeton
A fat kid loves his cheesecake
Mark loves Matthew
John Hinkley loves Jodie Foster
Cathy loves Jamie
Collins loves Angel
Ben loves Peter
Tanner loves Ben
Ben loves Dan
Dan loves Ben
Peter loves Cicely
Cicely loves Jett
Jason loves Cicely and Jett (they're equal)
The entire [tos]some cast loves each other. And Larry.

And...

Way more than Peter loves Jason.

Because that's how this all began, right? Three bare dorks on a mission. 2 years ago. And we're still here, chugging away.

Well Mommy, I loved you then and I love you now. And this took a bit too long to write, so I missed your birthday by a minute. But... SO MUCH LOVE!

Happy Birthday Mommy!